December 2011
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i am the grumpiest
going to get on twitter to do some firstworldproblems sassin
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Classic novels reinvented with 'genderswitching' →
missrumphiusproject:
“You don’t need to add zombies or modern gadgets to transform great fiction: just swap the he’s and she’s.”
“‘I had seen little of Miss Holmes lately. My marriage had drifted us away from each other. My own complete happiness, and the home-centred interests which rise up around the woman who first finds herself mistress of her own establishment, were sufficient to absorb...
i drank too much last night
thinkin about not going into work tomorrow today because holiday, you know. but i really want chocolate milk and ginger ale.
http://wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes.tumblr.com/p... →
wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes:
teasingyourassumptions:
adangerousplacetotread:
I’m interested to know where this actually took place and if people put things other than magazines in there.
dailyfatspiration:
Submitted by miss-chief! Thanks so much!
so magazines make people fat? i dont understand.
These magazines are filled with unrealistic unattainable female forms. They...
“But if virginity is simply the first time someone has sex, then what is sex? …...”
– The Purity Myth: How America’s Obsession with Virginity is Hurting Young Women by Jessica Valenti (via aequinoctium)
but what if you’re not capable of orgasming? or you have dysphoria that prevents you from allowing yourself to be touched in places that induce orgasm? or you and your partner are...
so I complain about this a lot
but I am overloading with classes and I work part-time (24 hours). So basically, I’m in class/at work for 36 hours a week and then do homework on top of that. It’s worth it cause I’ll graduate a semester early, but it has been really hectic/haven’t been able to actually see my friends really at all.
And I’m lookin’ at my grades and, while they haven’t...
bearforartemis:
modern girl - sleater-kinney
...
TURNED IN MY FINAL
all done! i am done my first semester of grad school! 1/3 of the way through!
so close to being a real adult
“I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. That is, my feet are in it; the rest...”
– I Capture the Castle, Dodie Smith (via missrumphiusproject)
more things of note:
nursed a cup of coffee for about 6 or so hours… milk totally curdled and i didn’t notice before taking a big gulp. my tummy hurts.
last final isn’t due until 10pm tomorrow… and class doesn’t meet… so i can work on it tomorrow afternoon after I give my presentation! SCORE. i can sleep even though it took me 6 hours to answer one question!
ben’s sleep...
jesssamae asked: Did you know that I love you? Procrastinating through affectionnnnnn <3
benkenjes asked: DO ME A THING
microson asked: How the fuck you gonna do ceiling mike
missrumphiusproject asked: Girl, get back to work! (says the huge hypocrite)
benkenjes asked: hi love
hipstrnothippie asked: BROOOOOOOOO
no seriously,
i’m working on finals so if anyone wants to say hi, i’ll meme you, too. some of you have good names in my phone.
“I know that I have gotten so used to a high-paced lifestyle that I am...”
– Quote from a 2010 article that interviewed high school seniors about their social network and information and communications technology use.
Glad I can lay around in bed and watch a movie or read or just sit still and relax.
sweetisthesound asked: hola dude
that awkward moment
when someone is extremely rude to you and you keep jumping up to check your phone in the other room to see if they have apologized yet because you’re insulted enough that you can’t focus on the article you are supposed to be reading
re:this "send me a hi" thing
i feel like there are a lot of “Kt’s friend” etc in the first answer… and that makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
i think everyone should be my friend
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h8 it when a stranger calls
but doesn’t leave a message
then you’re all like
WHO WAS IT
all day
Bedsider.org →
I really like talking about birth control and how much I hate how the pill fucks me up—but this site provides a lot of information about different methods (and answered some questions I’ve been meaning to ask) and after a quick glance seems pretty friendly and pretty and hopefully not inaccurate.
meant to buy wine
bought ale?
whatisgoingon
“I like a green olive
stuffed with a pimento
after it has been submerged
for...”
– “Gin,” Jacqueline Berger
Oh. Oh, fuck.
(via alexbaca)
things of note:
going on romantic vacay to New York in January, need suggestions for cheap(ish) things to do! And also things we will need to do because we are in New York
still have not bought any gifts for Christmas :/
SO CLOSE TO END OF SEMESTER EXCITED
Almost done with finals, whut? Also typing at a desk. This is weird.
lalalalala i have to pee but am unsure where an unlocked bathroom is/is it ok to...
go to campus to work on finals
read tumblr for an hour. write a paragraph. watch parks and rec.
undermined by my inability to say no to amy poehler
(JK i’m totally writing while listening to parks and rec)
spokeydoke:
WMATA announcer on the metro...
it is cold and rainy and i don't want to get out...
i’m going to be late for work